Crystal Cox is NOT a Journalist

Just a sad and deluded woman

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A quick laugh-fest Intermission for the idiotic Crystal Cox

Due to that thing the rest of us, other than Crystal, call reality we have been sadly remiss in our duties to educate and laugh at Crystal Cox. Though it seems she and some of her weird new friends in the Batshit Crazy cave have been doing our job for us.

You see Crystal has tried to make some sort of meaning out of Righthaven, Steve Gibson (CEO of Righthaven), Stephens Media, Todd Kincannon, and Marc Randazza, by linking them all together in some sort of weird conspiracy involving Porn, the Las Vegas Review-Journal (A newspaper), Magical Hocus Pocus, knpr (a radio station), and the Illuminati. Or was that Lizard aliens? (who can understand Monica Foster’s weirdness)

All this weirdness can be found on Crystal’s own blogs which we wont link to anymore from here since all that is doing is giving her more revenue for her link farms thereby enabling her to keep up with her vilifying and extorting ways.

For anyone who has never heard of Righthaven (you lucky people) these links referring to court cases that the EFF and Randazza Group were a part of against Righthaven should help you understand why the following video is by everyone on the planet to Crystal Cox and her army of nucking futters.

Crystal we suggest that you click on this link for the full 10hour experience of what the world is doing whenever they read your delusions.

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How to defame in three easy steps

It seems that Law Professor Eric E Johnson of BlogLawBlog (say that three times backwards) wrote an interesting piece back in October 3rd, 2011 where he opined in regards to Obsidian Finance Group v. Cox, that

One way of thinking about this is that Cox’s unconventional style underminded her own credibility to an extent that the court was loathe to treat her allegations seriously enough to make them the basis of a libel case. I’m sorry if that’s harsh. (I know Ms. Cox will probably read this.) But that’s how I interpret the judge’s ruling.

Don’t be sorry Eric, it seems that her Style Of Capitalizing Every WORD for Emphasis and Boldness could be a form of OCD or just a great way to stop getting sued for defamation or charged with extortion by every single person who she classes as either a Whistleblower, Hitman, Enemy of the people, or whatever other description her tinfoil-addled brain can come up with.

Eric’s last paragraph is fantastic

So, I guess the lesson is that if you are going to defame someone, (1) put your foot on the gas, (2) put your pinky on the shift key, and (3) DON’T HOLD BACK! [emphasis not added]

For those wondering to what Eric is referring, here is an excerpt from the actual opinion by U.S. District Judge Marco A. Hernandez [pdf]

Defendant’s use of question marks and her references to proof that will allegedly occur in the future negate any tendency for her statements to be understood as provable assertions of fact. Her statements contain so little actual content that they do not assert, or imply, verifiable assertions of fact. They are, instead, statements of exaggerated subjective belief such that they cannot be proven true or false.

In other words, the Judge politely and with eloquence meant (in our opinion) that “due to her being batshit crazy no reasonable person would believe anything that vomited from her mouth, let alone web pages”

Oh dear, we seem to have forgotten to capitalize or bold words. The horror.

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Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more.

It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

- Shakespeare, Macbeth Act 5 Scene 5

The last 3 lines are so apt at the moment

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