Posts tagged Marc Randazza
Posts tagged Marc Randazza
Yes readers, it has come to our attention through serious Deep Digging that Crystal Cox, that woman who even Goddess’s think is a complete and utter Loon has decided..
Wait for it..
To get Serious.
Serious you ask? SeRiOuS even!!!!! Seriously deluded? seriously in touch with her brain? seriously in need of psychological help?
No. She has decided after figuring out that dead people too are fair game to stop the shenanigans (WTF!)
“The sexual yammer, threats to my kneecaps, lies about me, and all the hate rising up through the lies of Marc Randazza, well I will trust that the Great Spirit is watching over me there. I will no longer engage. However, I will now include Marc Randazza in my investigations”
Yes we Know, making sense is not her forte, so check it out for yourself, and remember CrystalsTumblingCox is not responsible for any and all injuries you may suffer from looking at her post here.
So what are we going to do about all this serious stuff.
Yes. we will begin to get all serious. Though don’t worry, I’m sure it wont be much different, you see there is serious, then there is Yahoo Serious.
And seeing as it is a Sunday, and there are Easter eggs to seriously consume we hereby declare Monday to be serious day.
Though in no way will we even consider explaining let alone thinking about what her “sexual yammer” is..
Marc Randazza in a heartfelt and eloquent interview with On The Media states what this strange, and in some ways ironic for a First Amendment Lawyer, situation with Crystal Cox and her weird “google bomb” type strategy of (in our opinion) intimidation/harassment/extortion has caused for him, his wife, and his daughter and the internal struggle he has had to go through to deal with it all.
Play the 8 minute long embedded audio below or head on over to On The Media to hear, embed, or download it .
In the interest of equity you can also read Crystal Cox’s incoherent post in response on her ,one of many pages, here .
It seems that Crystal now considers herself BatShit crazy too, and part of a Radio network of BatShit crazies. We definitely wont be arguing with that.
Yes that was our exact exclamation, part of it anyway, the rest was “The FUUUUUUUCK!” when we found whilst surfing the tubes and Digging Deep, as one does, this actually not bad site dealing with Lesbian issues called “Out Lesbian” that is owned by, you guessed it, the Dig Derp herself Crystal Cox.
Now you might be asking, What is our issue with lesbians.
Nothing, we don’t care if someone is Lesbian, Bisexual, Gay, Hetrosexual, Transexual, black, white, yellow, or purple polka dotted with trisexual tentacles, though that would be strange - but awesome. The reason we bring this to your attention is Crystal Cox in her infinite batshit craziness has basically destroyed the whole site for her personal Ego trip and to confront the demons in her head that keep whispering that Marc Randazza is her sworn enemy and must be destroyed by using bad capitalization.
Yes you guessed it the top post which takes up two pages is all about Marc. Don’t bother reading it, it’s the same post on countless other sites we have all seen, and will again, and again, and ad infi-fuckin-nitem.
Why would you do this Crystal, is it not enough that you are bringing the Legal and Technology fraternities down upon you, you now have to bring Lesbians into your madness?
Oh for those wondering about match.com, that’s an interesting story, but we will allow Crystal herself to tell it in a video found
[warning: CrystalsTumblingCox takes no responsibility for outbreaks of laughter, headaches, or other maladies that may occur from watching the following video - you have been forewarned]
and also on Out Lesbian (down right hand side) as well.