Posts tagged life
Posts tagged life
As we stated in our last post, “it’s time to get serious" so lets get serious!
You all thought we weren’t serous didn’t you? Seriously? Ha! that will teach you.
Talking about teaching, or in all seriousness typing about it, ok ok.. we hear the groans.. we will stop this serious business of typing ‘serious’ every three words.
Back to teaching. Would anyone like to know of a learning experience that might be about to be given to Crystal Cox? No? Right.. you.. yes you behind the bikesheds… stand still laddie! oops sorry we had a Pink Floyd - The Wall moment there.
For you other nice students who will be having pudding. We invite you to sit back, open your minds, and listen to this lesson of life.
As most people understand you are never too old or too young to learn, life itself is a learning experience, whether it is a cruel one or an enjoyable one full of wonder we leave to the student to understand. Though in Crystal’s case the lesson on not attempting to extort, intimidate nor interfere with a witness has seemingly not been taught, or if it has it must of slipped through the cracks of her DERP (Deluded & Erratic Reality Distortion) Field.
See there is a well known common sense law that is part of United States Code - Title 18 (Crimes and Criminal Procedure) that states that “Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant” is a Federal crime punishable by up to 20 years in jail, which means students, that Crystal may (and we think Crystal’s definition of may would be correct here) be placed into playground detention for a while.
Below the fold is a long drawn out, and shall we say seriously (yes… ok ok) boring though informative reasoning of why we here at CrystalsTumblingCox think it is way past time that the School of Life’s Principal becomes involved (ie: those scary dudes and dudesess who sit at a bench and bring down punishments on the naughty boys and girls)